About the Company

The Pretentious Pets company was established on the
simple basis of an incredible love for one's pet.
Well, like most families, this one expanded and then
there became three. Three very different dogs in every
way imaginable from age, to color and even size. Each
pet portrays their own style, tastes and interests.

With the help of Precious, Missy and Dax and their
extremities in character, we are able to distinguish the
finer pet accessories available today. All merchandise
carried on our site are items that are personally used
and have been thoroughly tested by our very own trio of
Pretentious Pets.

Pretentious Pets strives to support our domestic
artisans. Most of our products are proudly made in
various parts of the USA. You can also be rest assured
that we will never carry any generic items that you would
find in the average chain store. With so many pet
products available today it can be quite difficult to know
what items are quality and what is right for your pet. We
have almost a decade of experience in pet retail,
wholesale, manufacturing, designing and much more.
Rely on us to swim through the sea of pet paraphernalia
and present to you a unique designer item.

If you are interested in having your product be a part of
the Pretentious Pets line please contact us via e-mail
with your information. We welcome any domestic
handiwork that supports the pet-friendly revolution.

We thank you for stopping by today and hope you will be
visiting again soon.
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Comments:
BREED: Chihuahua
D.O.B: 09.27.99
FAV TOY: Mommy
BEST TRICK: Looking Pretty
FAV ACCESSORY: Pearls
FAV TREAT: Bullystick
BREED: French Bulldog
DOB: 10.13.04
FAV TOY: Mr. Alligator
BEST TRICK: Saluting
FAV ACCESSORY: Tank Top
FAV TREAT: Stuffed Hoof
BREED: Chocolate Lab
DOB: 06.23.94 - 01.26.08
FAV TOY: Boogie Board
BEST TRICK: Surfing
FAV ACCESSORY: Red Parka
FAV TREAT: Pepperoni
:: E-MAIL ::
General Inquiries:
info@pretentiouspets.com
Wholesale Inquiries:
wholesale@pretentiouspets.com
Order Inquiries:
orders@pretentiouspets.com
Webmaster:
webmaster@pretentiouspets.com
:: RETURN POLICY ::

Pretentious Pets stands behind every
product we sell and want you to be
completely satisfied with your
purchase. However, you must return
merchandise according to our guidelines.
No return is accepted without prior
approval.  Original Invoice must
accompany the return. Pretentious Pets
reserves the right to determine if a
product is in unused condition or is
caused by anything other than a factory
defect. Return the unused product in
its original packaging with all
accompanying materials. ALL returned
products must be returned in the same
condition and packing material in which
it was received. We strongly advise
that you ship all returns back to us in
an Insured Package with Delivery
Confirmation. Pretentious Pets is not
responsible for lost merchandise that
is not received. Clearance items and
custom orders are final sales and not
returnable. Due to health concerns,
carriers, beds and perishable treats are
also not returnable. Shipping and
Handling is nonrefundable and return
shipping is at the purchaser’s expense
unless the item is damaged or defective.
(See those policies above.) Additional
items ordered in an exchange will be
charged the standard shipping and
handling fees. A 25% restocking fee
will be incurred on all
returns/exchanges. Thank you for your
cooperation.